Why We’ll Never Ever Answer This One

By Dr. Ken Baloney, PhD

Evolutionists are always asking us, as creation scientists, to explain how a man can be made of clay.  Well, all I can say is that this is top secret classified information that only God would have the answer to.  And I'll explain some very good reasons why we aren't even going to try to make the effort find out.    

It seems that every other week, some gal from COSMOPOLITAN magazine phones our research institute asking us to share this knowledge with them, and every time, we just reply to them that we don't know.   We're not even going to go down that path.  Could you imagine what would happen if the secret got leaked out, how to make a man from clay?  Could you imagine what sort of chaotic world this would become if these trollops got their hands on that kind of information?  I shudder to think - it would spell the end for guys like myself, as well as my friends and political allies.  In the Bible, God said to Eve: “[your husband] shall rule over you” (Gen. 3:16) and I certainly hope it stays that way!    

And Paul wrote:  For man did not come from woman, but woman from man. And man was not created for woman, but woman for man.