Baloney: The Evolutionists' Nightmare
G'Day Kids! My name is Dr. Ken Baloney, PhD, and I'm the founder of the Credulous Museum. I'm also an award-winning* Real Scientist, which means I'm following the more original traditions of science -- back in the early 1600's when the King James Bible was written -- when all scientists were creationists and knew that the proper role of Science was to validate the Bible.
We're concerned that scientific literacy in America has been on the decline, and want to rectify that situation by teaching children to think critically (that is, criticize anything that contradicts a literal interpretation of the Bible).
We're concerned that scientific literacy in America has been on the decline, and want to rectify that situation by teaching children to think critically (that is, criticize anything that contradicts a literal interpretation of the Bible).
Currently we have these secular evolutionary scientists telling us that we came from chimpanzees and all. Now, do you like being told that you came from a chimpanzee? Of course you don't.
Those scientists, I tell ya. You really can't trust them, ya know? A long time ago, scientists were claiming that the sun revolved around the earth, and now look what we know. Pretty soon, evolution will be in the discard pile along with geocentrism and making homunculi in a jar.
Those scientists, I tell ya. You really can't trust them, ya know? A long time ago, scientists were claiming that the sun revolved around the earth, and now look what we know. Pretty soon, evolution will be in the discard pile along with geocentrism and making homunculi in a jar.
Anyhow, my tie is bigger than the bowtie on that other guy, plus I have fun cartoons of myself. So won't you join me in the fight to rescue our kids from secularism, and make Science Right!
REALSpeak: Helpful Terminology
Secularists have hijacked a number of terms that we aim to take back.
Science: the study of God's Creation.
Scientific Method: the Bible is the go-to resource.
Scientific Method: the Bible is the go-to resource.
Critical Thinking: be critical of anything that contradicts The Bible.
Truth: Concepts that support our moral and Biblical worldview
* List of Awards I've Won:
- Golden Crocoduck Award
- Dimbulb of the Week Award(s)
- Dimbulb of the Year
- Brass Ass Award
- Flaming Trousers Eternal Flame Award
- Ignoble Prize
- Jumped The Cuckoo's Nest Award
- GardenGro Honorable Mention for Outstanding Fertilizer
